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Oh, and Emily is still occupied.

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Oh, no, the tenants aren't completely
out, but the manager said we could come

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and look around.

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Now, listen, Bob, first impressions are
very important. So what's the first

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thing that you notice about this
apartment?

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Fearless foster.

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Fearless foster?

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I haven't seen that comic strip in
years.

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It'll break me up.

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Oh, this is really important. I mean, if
we like it, this could be our new home.

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So, I mean, you really have to look
around.

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I'm going to check out the kitchen.

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Seems like a real nice place.

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This is the ugliest thing I've ever
seen.

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What's the ugliest thing you've ever
seen?

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This tie.

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Yeah, you're right. That's a pretty
rough tie.

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I'm George Simmons. Just moving out. Oh,
pardon me. This is my wife, Emily. Hi.

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You know, when you said ugly, I thought
you were talking about my...

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I love it. Great.

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Cheers.

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Love? I mean, love.

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Yeah, I kind of like it myself.

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Honey, with the apartment, I mean, it's
absolutely perfect.

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It's roomy, it's gorgeous.

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Roomy, gorgeous, perfect. I mean, is
that all we want in an apartment?

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Mrs. Goldie, you like him?

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Oh, what a darling hamster. Careful,
Emily, that's how he got the lamp.

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lifetime. I'm a Hindenburg.

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Really a wonderful apartment.

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Yeah, we love it.

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One of us loves it. Give me a chance.

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Emily, it isn't really the place. I'm
just not sure I want to leave our

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apartment.

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You know, really love this place, but we
had to move. We just outgrew it.

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You can't bury too many bones in one
rug, huh?

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We've been in our old apartment so long.
I mean, I think we've done everything

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we can do with it.

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Emily, our apartment was so... us.

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This apartment could be us, too.

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You know, you and me and Howard.

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You're next, Wolf.

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Emily, why don't we...

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I really think we should take it. I
mean, it won't be vacant long.

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know that my elevator is faster. Not the
elevator, Jerry. It's the driver.

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Give me a break, will you?

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Double or nothing says that the next
person off those elevators is Bob. Sure,

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can always use money.

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Okay.

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Hi, Bob. Good morning. How are you?
How's Emily?

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How's the elevator ride? Sorry, Jerry.

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Two bucks.

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Okay, okay. Look, I'm just getting
warmed up here. I'm getting right in the

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spirit of it. Here, I got five dollars
left.

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It says that when Bob gets off the
elevator, the first words out of his

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will be...

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Morning, Jerry. Morning, Carol. Any
messages?

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You expect me to make a sucker bet like
that when that's what Bob says every

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morning?

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All right, I'm such a good sport. Thank
you, Carol.

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Smoother.

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And a very good schmoozer to you, too,
Bob.

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What? I've been trying to think all
morning of Fearless Positive's

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name. It's Schmoozer.

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happened to Good Morning Jerry?

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What happened to Good Morning Carol?
What happened to any messages? What

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happened to all that stuff?

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What happened to him?

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Let me put it this way, Bob. Another
morning like this, and I'll own him.

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Oh, Carol, you want to come in my
office? I have a little surprise.

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Finished my book?

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sacrifice, but there it is.

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This is such a big moment. You know, we
ought to have champagne.

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Chapter's here. We just get them in
order, and then you mail them in.

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This is the forward, and that's chapter
one. Bob, this is so exciting. Here's

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two, now where's three?

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I mean, the book will be reviewed.
People come from all over for your

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There's three and four.

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Oh, there'll be lots of new patients.

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I mean, you won't have enough hours in
the day.

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That's fine.

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You're going to go on tour to promote
the book? I mean, no more boring days or

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weekends around the house.

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In a few short weeks, your life will be
totally changed.

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That's five.

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You want to hand me four and three?

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What are you doing?

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I just want to take a second look at it.
You want to hand me chapter two?

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Bob, don't you want to get this book
published? Yeah, I just want to make

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it's right, Carolyn.

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It's not right.

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An author knows these things.

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Bob, do you know what you are?

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Let me guess.

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You, Bob, are a fuddy -duddy.

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That wasn't going to be one of my
guesses.

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You never do anything to upset the old
apple cart. I mean, you just want things

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to remain the same.

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That is just not true, Carol. It's just
that I don't like anything to change.

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Interesting distinction.

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I mean, your whole life is planned and
organized.

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And your schedule, your records, your
desk.

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Desk? Your life is a lot like this desk,
you know. I mean, everything in its

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place. See, look. You always keep your
pencils on this side of the desk and

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pens on this side.

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Always, Bob.

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So what?

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So once, let me see you change them.

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Oh, what's the point?

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Oh, humor me.

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Oh, very good, Bob.

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Thank you. Now that is a step in the
right direction. Why don't you just sit

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down and finish up that book and call me
when you're in.

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Yes, I need a giant number seven pizza.

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No, no, nothing to drink with that.

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No, I don't want spaghetti this evening.

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I certainly don't want a waffle.

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No, no salad.

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I don't care if it's salad night.

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Look, I don't want anything else. No
drinks, no bibs, no hats, no mugs,

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Thank you.

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Goodbye.

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Could you put some onions on that?

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No, I don't want anything to drink with
the onions.

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I know it's salad night.

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Honey, I already ordered a pizza.

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No, cancel that pizza. My wife already
ordered one.

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Yeah, I hope they don't forget the
salad.

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Are you kidding? It's salad night.

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we've had some wonderful times in this
apartment.

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Yeah, you remember the Fourth of July
party when someone threw a firecracker

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into the clam tip?

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No? No, neither do I.

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Well, maybe it was at my sister's place.

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Maybe it was at the Christmas party.

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Maybe it was at Halloween.

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Well, who cares? It's times like that a
guy can't forget.

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I'm going to miss it here.

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Oh, honey.

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Look, I'll tell you what we'll do.

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When we get all settled in the new
place, we'll invite the old place over

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cocktails.

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I'm going to make sure I didn't forget.

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Howard?

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Yeah, Doc?

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Would you call me a fuddy -duddy?

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Okay, you're a fuddy -duddy.

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Now, Howard, do you think I have trouble
dealing with changes?

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I mean, you know, I have a lot of
changes going on in my life right now.

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I mean, there are a lot of changes going
on in the world. You know, cities

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change, values change.

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The whole universe is expanding.

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I think that's bad. They've got a new
emcee on bowling for bucks.

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You keep going.

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Take things in stride, Bob.

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Go with the flow. Go with the flow.

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Go with the flow.

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Oh, yeah, that must be the pizza.

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Honey.

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Ah, thank you.

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Oh, thank you. Keep the change.

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Oh, boy, pizza, pizza. Oh, boy.

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Oh, he'll, he'll know.

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Well, here we are, gentlemen. One number
seven pizza. Number seven, my favorite

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pizza in the whole wide world.

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That isn't number seven. It's got
anchovies on it.

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I've got a new menu.

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They have anchovies on number seven now.

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I hate anchovies.

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They've changed my favorite pizza.

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I can't breathe.

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Open the window. I'm getting vapors. I'm
getting vapors. I'm getting high. I'll

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sue Italy.

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What is the matter with him?

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Emily, you have just seen a man go with
the flow.

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Morning, Carol.

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Hello. One moment, please.

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Hello. I'll see if he's in.

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Hello. Please hold.

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Hello.

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He's not in. May I take a message?

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Fine.

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Good morning, Bob.

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Very impressive, Carol. I once took
seven calls while typing a memo with my

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nails wet.

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Saw a man do that on the gong show.

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Who's on line one?

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Oh, my gosh.

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Got somebody on hold and I forgot who it
is.

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Oh, well.

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You just disconnect him?

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It's for the best, Bob. He wouldn't have
lasted the night.

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Come on, Bob. I got some really exciting
to show you. You're not going to

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believe this. It'll knock your socks
off.

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Why don't we go in my office, Jerry?

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Okay, Bob, you're a psychologist. Now
we're going to play a little word

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association here. I'm going to say a
word, and you're going to say the first

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word that comes to your mind. Ready?

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Dentist's office.

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Pain. Dentist's chair.

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Pain. Dentist's drill.

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Lots of pain.

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Not anymore. You see, people associate
pain with the sound of the dentist's

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drill.

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Remember that?

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These radio earphones eliminate the
sound.

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No more sound, no more pain.

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Bob, he's having a good time. Of course.
I'm always getting having a good time

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mixed up with cat strangling.

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By the way, Bob.

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Bob.

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Bob, I remembered who I cut up before.
It was your father. And I have him back

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online, too.

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Now what do you say when I say dental
office?

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Musical pain.

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Hello?

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Oh, hi, Dad.

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Can I come over this afternoon? Is
something wrong?

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You're selling the house.

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What did Mom have to say about it?

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I didn't know Mom knew words like that.

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You want me to come over and try to make
her feel better?

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All right, I'll try to stop by this
afternoon.

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See you later. Bye, Dad.

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That about does it.

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What? That about does it.

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Something wrong, Jerry?

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Emily and I are taking a new apartment,
I'm publishing my new book, and now my

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folks are selling their home.

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Yeah, so?

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Well, individually, it may not seem like
much, Jerry, but all at once, it's a

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little too much.

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Yeah, so?

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Yeah, so, Jerry, it isn't that easy for
me to take.

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Come on, Bob, you're moving into a
better apartment.

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You've written a book that's going to
bring you lots of recognition, and your

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parents are unloading a house they no
longer need.

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I mean, what's the matter with that?

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You should take a lot of the joy out of
complaining, Jerry.

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Come on, Bob.

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Get with it.

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I mean, change occurs all the time here.

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Just last month, I went back to the
orphanage where I grew up.

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Everything had changed.

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The teachers had changed.

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The rooms have changed. Even the kids
have changed.

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Jerry, you didn't expect to see the same
kids there, did you? No.

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I'm talking about a whole new
generation.

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When I was there, we used to go into the
boys' bathroom, smoke a lot of

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cigarettes, and laugh at dirty jokes.

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Today, they go in there, pass around one
cigarette, and laugh at the paint.

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Who says you can't go home again?

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Thomas Wolfe.

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You know, I can't believe it, Mom. You
kept this room exactly the way it was

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day I left for college.

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You probably think I'm very sentimental
to keep it this way, but your youth was

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a happy time for all of us, Sonny.

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I know.

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You know, it's amazing.

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My old photographs, my old awards, my
old dresser.

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It's like a personal museum.

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You know, Mom, I have a confession to
make. I used to hide French postcards in

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here under my sweaters. No, dear, you
hid them in this drawer.

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Under your socks.

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I never could understand why you got a
kick out of looking at the Eiffel Tower.

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That was just the top card.

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Oh, and my Hopalong Cassidy bedspread.

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Look, there's Topper.

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There's Wendy.

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Mama, this may sound silly, but would
you mind if I lay down on my bed for

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a minute?

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Oh, go ahead, son. You're a grown man
now. You don't have to ask your mother's

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permission to do things anymore.

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Keep your shoes off the spreader.

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You know, I may be sentimental, too, but
I'm glad you kept a room like this.

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This room is your room.

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It always has been, and I promise you it
always will be.

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At least until that father of yours
sells this house out from Undress.

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See, Mom, that's one of the reasons I
came over today.

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Oh, I knew I could count on you, Sonny.
Now, I want you to sit down with your

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father and very reasonably and carefully
talk some sense into him.

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If it doesn't work, lean on him.

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I heard that on Kojak.

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You know, see, in driving over, Mom, I
had a lot of time to think, and I

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that maybe Dad's right.

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He got to you, didn't he, Sonny?

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The property taxes are so high, and the
two of you don't need this big a house.

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Oh, yes, I know. I know. Your dad's told
me all that before.

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But I think it's a crock.

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Yeah, Dad mentioned you said that in so
many ways.

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Mom, I really think you ought to at
least, you know, talk it over with him.

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He says the subject is closed.

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He says I'm an old fuddy -duddy.

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I can sympathize with that.

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I've been called a fuddy -duddy ten
times in the last couple of days.

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But in your case, it's true.

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Eleven.

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Oh, Sonny, why can't things remain the
same?

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Mom, I know just how you feel, but I
think I ought to tell you what

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been telling me all week long.

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Everything changes.

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Let's be happy that they're good
changes.

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I thought you were on my side, Sonny.
You grew up in this house.

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Your whole childhood is in this room.

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Oh, look.

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Look at your old ledger sweater.

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Doesn't that bring back a lot of
memories?

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Two years of varsity basketball.

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You had a wonderful team in your senior
year, Sonny.

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Oh, you learned the thrill of victory
and the agony of defeat.

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It wasn't so wonderful, Mom. We had two
thrills and 20 agonies.

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Well, that's only because they didn't
play you more. You were so good. Oh, you

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remember the time you won that grand and
stunning trophy?

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Bob Hartley, most improved

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player.

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Your father and I were so proud.

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Well, the only reason I got it was I
went to practice every day.

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The really important award was most
valuable player.

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Jack Fletcher got that.

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It should have gone to you. You were a
scrappy little playmaker.

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Jack Fletcher.

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You know, he was my best friend in high
school.

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I always kind of lived in Jack's shadow.
He was president of the senior class. I

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was vice president.

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He was voted most likely to succeed.

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I was voted most organized.

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And then there was a day you graduated
and you gave that lovely speech.

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You know, I still remember it.

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And now, fellow classmates, here's Jack.

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It's me, Howard.

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Can't be. I'm Howard.

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It's me, Bob.

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Oh, hi, Bob.

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You asked me to bring this up.

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Howard, Howard, don't trip. Don't trip
over anything.

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Right this way.

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Thanks, Bob.

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Boy, you've got a great usher.

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Think I picked the wrong profession,
Howard?

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No, I mean, it's better you became a
psychologist.

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You don't have to worry about getting
gum on your shoes.

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And when they turn the electricity on?

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They never turn it off.

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Why are you wearing that silly sweater?

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Emily, this sweater may be silly to you.
Silly to me, too, Bob.

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This is my high school letter sweater. I
picked it up at my parents' house

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today, along with a couple other things.
Oh, is your mother feeling better about

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selling the house?

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Yeah. As a matter of fact, I'm feeling a
little better about it.

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This may sound weird to you, Emily,
but... Sounds weird to me, too, Bob.

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And to you, Howard.

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But in talking to my mother, I realize
what's important is the people around

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you.

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Oh, Bob.

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Takes a long time for you to get there.

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But when you do, it's really worth it.

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Wow, that was beautiful.

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What are you talking about?

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Howard, look at it this way. The number
seven pizza has anchovies on it, but

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it's still the same pizza underneath.

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Wise beyond your years, Bob.

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Thank you, Howard.

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Hey, this calls for a celebration. I've
got a bottle of champagne. Why don't I

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go next door and get it, okay?

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Hey, Greg, I'll unwrap the glasses.

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Oh, Howard, you don't live across the...
Get out of here, you...

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the hall from you guys anymore but alice
and bernie seemed like a nice couple

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how do you

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know their names monogram pajamas